Unanswered reviews pile up. Asking feels awkward. Here’s the catch-up kit.
Most owners are behind on review responses and unsure how to ask for new ones without being pushy — and the software that automates it runs $75–$400 a month, with you still doing the writing.
The Review Recovery Sprint — $99, personalized to your business
- Response drafts for up to 25 eligible unanswered reviews — in your voice, referencing the real details, ready to paste. (Reviews involving legal disputes, contested facts, or privacy-sensitive content are excluded pending your input.)
- A review-request system you’ll actually use — email/SMS scripts, a printable QR card, and a neutral-trigger workflow: requests go to all customers at a consistent moment (completion, pickup, or a fixed interval), never selectively by expected sentiment — the approach Google’s review policies require, checked as of your delivery date.
- Staff prompts — the right ask, and the offers and phrasings that violate Google’s rules (so nobody on your team makes that mistake).
- A one-page review-operations plan — your response coverage, your request cadence, and one prioritized next step.
Delivered within 3 business days (Mon–Fri, US Pacific) after we receive your completed intake — you’ll get the short intake form by email right after checkout. One consolidated revision/clarification round is included: send your notes and questions in a single email within 14 days of delivery, and we’ll turn the revision around within 2 business days (Mon–Fri, US Pacific) of receiving your complete notes.
Before you buy — eligibility: we don’t serve healthcare or medical businesses. By purchasing you confirm this doesn’t apply to you; if it does, don’t worry — we’ll refund you in full and won’t collect or analyze anything.
Get the Review Recovery Sprint — $99 →
Guarantee: if the deliverable isn’t useful to you, reply to your delivery email within 14 days for a full refund — and you keep everything we sent. Refunds are processed within 5 business days.
Straight answers
Who is this for? Local and online service businesses. Who is it not for? We don’t serve healthcare or medical businesses — reviews in those categories involve patient-privacy and health-claim issues we deliberately stay out of. If that’s you, we’ll refund immediately rather than fulfill.
Will you post fake or incentivized reviews? Never. No fabricated reviews, no rewards for reviews, no filtering requests toward happy customers. We help you respond well and ask consistently — that’s it.
Can you remove my bad reviews? No, and be wary of anyone who promises that. Where a review clearly violates Google’s content rules we’ll show you the official report path, but the decision is Google’s.
Will my rating go up? We make no promises about ratings, review volume, or business results. The sprint changes what you control: your responses and your request process.
What do you need from me? Your Google Business Profile link (we’ll confirm it’s the right listing), a short intake form (~10 minutes: voice and sign-off preferences, escalation rules, context on any disputed reviews), and confirmation you’re authorized to act for the business.
Looking for AI-assistant visibility instead? That’s a different problem — our AI Visibility Diagnostic covers how ChatGPT, Claude and Perplexity read your site. This sprint is about your Google reviews, and we make no claims that reviews change AI visibility.
How is it produced? An AI research pipeline drafts from your review history; a human reviews every word before delivery. That’s why it’s $99 and days — not a monthly subscription.